Show me the money

it is the weekend of the payday, but i ain't going anywhere, why? because the pay cheque has not cleared yet. this is and absolute pain in the ass, my company, which i shall not name, has the habit of giving you your pay cheque, AFTER the banks close for the day, meaning that, if i get my cheque on thursday (which i did at about 4:30pm), i ain't gonna get no moolah till FUCKING MONDAY. Which simply translates to self imposed grounding.
at every friday's staff meeting the sales team would cite new clients, new contracts, all that blah blah about exceeding the sales target, and all of us would clap our hands like a bunch of retards, what an utter load of humbug! so what if we hit the sales target? if it ain't gonna to translate to tangible benefits (read: $$$), then its got nothing to do with me.
sigh...